Lions Jokes

Since the Lions are a joke I figured I would post some Lions jokes a friend of mine posted on a forum I frequent. Hopefully, the Lions will not disappoint us fans and will go 0-16 this season, but that is another blog post for later. Enjoy the jokes for now.

Q. What do you call 47 millionaires around a TV watching the Super Bowl?
A. The Detroit Lions

Q. Where do you go in Detroit in case of a tornado?
A. To Ford Field – they never get a touchdown there!

Q. What do you call a Detroit Lion with a Super Bowl ring?
A. A thief

Q. Why doesn’t Grand Rapids have a professional football team?
A. Because then Detroit would want one.

Q. How do you keep a Detroit Lion out of your yard?
A. Put up goal posts.

Q. What’s the difference between the Detroit Lions and a dollar bill?
A. You can still get four quarters out of a dollar bill.

Q. How many Detroit Lions does it take to win a Super Bowl?
A. Nobody knows, and we may never find out.

Q. What do the Detroit Lions and possums have in common?
A. Both play dead at home and get killed on the road.

Q. What do the Detroit Lions and Billy Graham have in common?
A. They both can make 70,000 people stand up and yell “Jesus Christ.”

I am a follower of Jesus, a husband to Kim, father to Hannah & Caleb, and the connections pastor at The River Church. The thoughts expressed here are my own and not The River Church's.

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