Story here. Don’t worry the link is completely safe.

Here are a few quotes….

the women and the wiener on wheels headed south

No comment.

and a few well-timed tugs later

Again, no comment.

“But that’s the first wiener I’ve ever pulled out.”

I know that was totally junior high on my part, but before you get you mind in the gutter (assuming it isn’t already), take a look at the pic below. And then read the whole article, it is very punny.